CHUCK NORRIS CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO AND HAS COUNTED TO INFINITY 3 TIMES!

CHUCK NORRIS AND MR.T WALKED INTO A BAR. THE BUILDING WAS INSTANTLY DESTROYED, AS THAT LEVEL OF AWESOME CAN NOT BE CONTAINED IN ONE BUILDING

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A CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK IS THE PREFFERED METHOD OF EXECUTION IN 16 STATES

-CHUCK NORRIS PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULITTE WITH A LOADED PISTOL AND WON!

-CHUCK NORRIS CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR

-CHUCK NORRIS EATS BEEF JERKEY AND SHITS GUNPOWDER. THEN, HE USES THAT GUNPOWDER TO MAKE A BULLET WHICH HE USES TO KILL A COW AND MAKE MORE BEEF JERKEY, SOME PEOPLE REFER THIS AS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

-CHUCK NORRIS RECENTLY DECIDED TO SELL HIS OWN PISS, WE KNOW THIS DRINK AS RED BULL

-CHUCK NORRIS CAN MAKE A WOMEN CLIMAX BY SIMPLY POINTING AT HER AND SAYING "BOOYA"

-CHUCK NORRIS CAN EAT A RUBICKS CUBE AND SHIT IT OUT SOLVED!!